Ryght Now

I was sitting in my room today and noticed the strangest thing: A Pink Ant Licked a Green Dog! You may think, “Dude! You’re crazy!” But I swear to everything that’s holy and a few things from the netherworlds, I SAW A Pink Ant Lick a Green Dog.

I’m not on the whacky teeebacky so I know what I saw. Maybe I need some whacky teeebacky? Couldn’t hurt. I think this calls for a trip to Amsterdam! I gots to get me some tulips and… well, you know.